Beans Day Update: Oni (the demon) rushed into our classroom at 2.15 this afternoon. By the time we had thrown unopened bags of beans at his feet - consideration being extended to evening cleaners - it had beheaded sensei and bitten off the ear of of a young student from Bhutan, offered up in sacrifice. Oni then fled outside, howling with rage, leaving the rest of us teacherless yet safe for another year. This school really needs to review its ID cards policy.